Saturday, June 18, 2011

Babi + Biri² = Bari²

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Bila manusia cuba menjadi Tuhan..cuba menghalalkan apa yang ternyata haram.

oh. bahana pengklonan..Adakah dengan cara macam ni jadi 50% halal? Nauzubillah!

Friday, June 10, 2011

Pengganti Justin Bibir~ so hottt!

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menonton video ni boleh menghilangkan boring dan tension..uhukk!


Ohh wooaah (3x)
You know you love me,I know you care
Just shout whenever, And I'll be there
You want my love, You want my heart
And we will never ever ever be apart

Are we an item? Girl quit playing
Were just friends, What are you saying
Said theres another, Look right in my eyes

My first love broke my heart for the first time,
And I was like
Baby, baby, baby ohhh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine mine

Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine,mine (oh oh)

For you, I would have done whatever
And I just can't believe, we ain't together
And I wanna play it cool, But I'm losin' you
I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring
And im in pieces, Baby fix me
And just shake me til' you wake me from this bad dream

Im going down, down, down, dooown
And I just cant believe my first love would be around.

And I'm like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine, mine
Justin Bieber Baby lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com.com/justin-bieber-baby-lyrics.html

Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohhh
I thought youd always be mine, mine

Luda
When I was 13, I had my first love,
There was nobody that compared to my baby,
And nobody came between us or could ever come above
She had me goin' crazy,
Oh I was starstruck,
She woke me up daily,
Don't need no Starbucks.
She made my heart pound,
And skip a beat when I see her in the street and,
At school on the playground,
But I really wanna see her on the weekend,
She know she got me gazin',
Cuz she was so amazin',
And now my heart is breakin',
But I just keep on sayin'...

Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine, mine

Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine, mine

(I'm gone)
Yeah, yeah, yeah (6x)
(Now Im all gone, now im all gone, now im all gone)
Gone, gone, gone,(gone)
I'm gone.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Bos bodoh!

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ape ke cerdik punyer BOss

Bos power?

Ni kisah satu org makhluk yg dilantik menggantikan bos asal sebuah kompani besar. Disebabkan masalah pekerja2 yg agak kurang motivasi dan selalu cuai,pemalas, bos baru ni decide nak ajar mereka sikit firstday dia kat kompani tu. So, sape2 yg dia nampak paling pemalas, dia akan pecat on the spot. mmg malang tidak berbau, dia ternampak seorg pekerja yg sedang dok nyandar kat tepi dinding.

"Yg berbaju biru tu" dia menjerit. Jeritan kuat nyebabkan semua perkerja tersentak dan memandang kepada lelaki berkenaan.

"Bape gaji awak?" dia bertanya dgn nada yg agak keras


"Dalam RM800" pekerja tu menjawap

Bos tu menjawap, "Nah amik ni Rm800,BERAMBUS DARI SINI. KALU NAK MALAS2 PEGI TEMPAT LAIN"

Pekerja tu amik duit tu, lalu terus blah camtu jek.

Bos tadi memandang kesemua pekerja2 nye, seperti mahu mereka paham, sape malas, sure kene pecat!

Merasakan pekerja2 memahami maksud kejadian tadi, bos itu merasa puas.

Sebelum bos itu masuk semula ke dalam opis nye, dia bertanya kepada salah seorg
pekerja disitu,

"Mamat tadi tu kerja department mana?"

Jawap si pekerja,"Owh, dia tu dtg anto pizza, tak keje sini pun"